Epic Snowball Chase: Can Dave Outrun His Fate?

Ever try to outrun your own bad decisions—like literally?

Dave spots a snowball the size of a grapefruit rolling downhill and thinks, “Not today, Frosty.”

He sprints. The snowball sprints harder.

Now it’s a tire. Now a Fiat. Still gaining.

Dave’s cardio? Strictly “walk to fridge.”

Snowball’s cardio? Rockies winter Olympics.

He turns to look… mistake. Bam—steamrolled into a Dave panini.

Snowball doesn’t stop. Somewhere, it’s probably enrolling at community college.